Saturday 22 October 2011

Deloitte...!! My Worst Experience Ever....

It was just after my exams I came to know that deloitte is visiting our campus for recruitment, I am always being counted among the average students and I knew it that my chances were less...... :-o !!
We forwarded our name's to our placement cell which later on replied us back with the shortlisted candidates and guess what i was amongst  them I was surprised because only 44 were being shortlisted from 80.
I did not prepared anything for the interview as I was confident that i would be able to clear my written exam than came the date of 1st round of interview's, I went through English test, Data interpretation & financial and accounting termilogy and i cleared them all with flying colors as most of us did now remained 35 out of 44.
The most tricky round of all "versant round" I gave that round, and i did not believed that i cleared that round by scoring second highest among the 35 and the final result for the day was 13 out of 35...... so, i was among the final 13, but there was still to come a lot Hr round, Technical round & final round which was dated after a week by the company. Now i seriously mean business because i really wanted this job and if i would have counted myself i would have rated myself among the top 3 from those 13 ( i really deserved that ) but never mind this time prepared myself for the interview, i knew every thing on my tips let it be accounts, financial terms or global new and i was quiet confident because may be I am not too good in written English but I am quiet fluent and deep inside my heart i knew it that i can clear all these rounds, people might think that i was over confident i wasn't rather i would say i was nervous, afraid 1st time in my life because what i dreamed for was just a step apart........ The day came and i was all set to go and bang the interview, I was the 7th  on the list out of 13 i was just waiting for my turn n then everyone started coming out with smiling faces as they all told that interview is kind of a formality as they are just asking about you and they are in full swing of mood to recriuit everyone out of 13, 11 got selected and i was the only person who did not cleared even his HR round, i got depressed and did not believed  because i knew that i really deserved that job out of those 13, the company took everyone except me, i felt bad but later on I came to know that i was being thrown out because HR person said that i have an attitude problem..... because i exchanged some words with HR on 1st day of selection come on this wasn't expected, i dint spoke anything which should have shown you my attitude, i was polite i was confident and if they think that this is attitude than i am sorry you need a psycho..!!
I did nothing wrong and i knew it........ the last rounds were just formalities where in technical round the candidates were not even asked anything technical............ I felt bad about this because trust me guys i really deserved it and i was shown exist without an explanation everyone got through and i was happy for them but i lacked behind somewhere ( attitude ??????? may be not...... may be... who knowzz better than me who spend 20 minutes with that hr and thought that 'll get this job whozz dram was being shattered of so called stupid reason.............. I got so fucked up............... so did my festive season.... now i really did not want to give any interview rather i would do my own business but somewhere i think ( was the recruitment process of 2nd day was a setup or wat....????????  because everyone cleared without even answering sounds weird to me for a brand like deloitte.... but still never mind i am moving on and may be 'll look out for something better and will try and work on my attitude which i really don't have...... atleast not in the interview because I have an experience of 2yrs and i know how to crack few of them but still therezz always a lesson from ur mistake's ans b4 sitting down for deloitte try and not be confident because if u r confident than u have an attitude problem....... ;-))))))))))))))))))))
cheerzzz guyzzz.....

Sunday 12 June 2011

For me she will always remain alpi "The Precious Stone"

It was late back in 2008 winter's when i first saw her, she was wearing that black suit with a cute smile on her face I was still for a moment..!! :-O I did not knew how to react, may be i thought i was in love but this was the feeling which I usually develop after seeing every beautiful girl, but she was no ordinary girl she had that magnetic glimpse in her which just made me fall for her.
Day's passed I did not had any clue about her, after some time she almost got vanished from my mind, in a mean while I got myself a job and I was busy with that and to be frank my schedule was so, hectic that I hardly use to get time to see my family member's.
But I alway's knew one thing that I will see her one day.....!!
And the day came by, we were being invited in a family function and there I again saw her wearing that green color suit and for me she was the most prettiest women around, but I got confused and scared too, i did not really knew what to do, how to approach her, what should I say to her.......??????????????
Then suddenly my friend called me up and i was busy talking to her there by i got a reason and a handsome one...!! I started staring her I know it sounds cheap... :-P but when you are crazy about someone you cannot stop yourself from doing that....!!
After few minutes i saw her, she started noticing me of course not in a good sense but whatever i could have made out of that was she was discussing me with her cousin's........>>><<<
The night went by and I did not even knew her name.....!! And she went home .... :-((((
I thought this was the end..........!!!
Then i became busy with my same old boring job....!! :-P
But one day she clicked in to my mind and that was so bad that i was unable to stop myself from asking my cousin her name...!!
And guess what I her name was ALPI....!!
I did not had an account on face book during those days my life was limited to orkut...^^^^^^^^
Thus I started typing her name and searched for her all over the net....!! It took me hell out of 3 weeks to find her out on orkut...!! And the worst part was it took me 4 friend request & 19 message's to make her believe that she know me........!!! 
phewwww...!!
Now as she was added in to my orkut profile I was quiet excited to talk to her and confused as to what to talk.........?????????
We started talking through orkut and later on we shared our chat I.D's it was going smooth she was simple and a nice person to talk to and the most important thing we shared our birthday's as well.....!! Now I thought that may be she is the one I have been looking for, because I already had some very bad experience's but now my life is coming back on to track.... I was happy.. :-D
After few week's we exchanged our number's, I called her and she sounded very cute on phone as if you are talking to a girl in 8th standard.... lolzz...!!
We started chatting through message's and then there was a day when we all together exchanged some 300 message's and finally we decided to meet........!!
I was in the cloud nine... did not knew what I say to her did not knew how I would behave....??
That was the first time i was meeting her i bunked my office and straight away caught a cab and flew away to C.P where we decided to meet.....!! I was waiting for her standing beneath regal cinema's and there she came...................................................!!!

Thursday 9 June 2011

Is it difficult enough to approach someone on Facebook !!


Well frankly speaking mate's it is, Facebook was created to create your own network where you can be in touch with your friends and loved one's 24*7, but later on it came out to be an adda for the fun loving people around to sit and peep in to other person's profile or create a fake profile to tease your friends, well I still remember I did this to  my friends and trust me guys they literally fell for me and when I removed my poker face they got stunned it was me..!! :-P
So, not every one can be jack of all trade but if indeed you are frustrated of sending in friend requests to the girls or boys (that’s an exception: -P :-D) and getting an pop up msg from Facebook giving you warning's " if you do not know this person please do not send any request otherwise we will f*** you or block you whatever...!!! :-P
There's always a better way to approach a girl or a boy (again exception) why don't we find out a new way or path from where we can easily reach or approach the person but aye no crap wanted..!! Of course if you do so then you have earned yourself a unlike button or report abuse or if you are so damn sh** then you may be blocked...!!
I thought poke is the best way to inform a person that you are noticing her or him (exception) let her know that you really deserve to be in her friends list and you are the right person to be there.
And trust me guys if she poke you back the deal is on....!! ;-)))))))))))))))
few sweet talks and she is all yours wait a minute she is all yours to be your friend "not even good" now that depends on your capability....!!
The success ratio comes out to be 3:20 but not bad huh..!!
at least its worth something rather then getting blocked, receiving warning's and all... :-P
And if you are really in to it then her phone number is no far away but, there's always way to go ahead and play your cards....!!
Attach a cup of coffee...!!
And ask her out for a cup of coffee...
Or if she's not impressed just give her the moral of the story.....!! ;-)))))))))))
"A Lot Can Happen Over A Coffee"
well its just a fun loving blog hope you enjoyed it....!!
And please do comment back i would love to have some good ideas from you....
cheerzzzzzzzzz ;-)))))))))))))))